Twenty Ten Babble!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, various animals (Dogs, Moose, Shark Breeds, etc) and Raggs!  The Baby is back for 2010 with some razor sharp wit (Well sort of more like a bic disposable that’s been used for 3 weeks) and some fun facts that you didn’t even know, you needed to know!

Where to start?  So much has happened since I last took to the keyboard…  I guess the first thing that springs to mind is the engagements and weddings that are going on.  They say there is a sucker born every minute, I guess we are just filling our part of that quota….  But why oh why Puppy???  People are beginning to think you are actually straight pal!  The up side to all this madness is getting drunk at stag do’s and engagement parties not to mention crashing a few weddings!!!

Raggs!  Just when you thought you could put your fold up chair away and get out of the church function room on Tuesday nights, I haven’t forgotten you and will do my best to give you the same shit but from slightly different angles!  Don’t be too down on yourself, there are communities of small funny looking people who are doing just fine leading normal lives.  I saw a documentary on it, I think it was called Lord of the Rings...  Please please be careful mowing lawns in bare feet though, you might shave all that hair off your toes!

How about the Fiddlers…….  I hope they got a pen for the goats before the clubrooms were taken!

In all seriousness though, I hope you have all had a great summer and are rearing to go for another season!  Remember to bring some new faces along as the old ones are getting ugly and the more players we have the less field time we all need to subject ourselves to!  Speaking of field time…  Digger, I didn’t miss your wee comment on the message board!  Just because you play hooker and love getting drunk doesn’t mean you can go around impersonating Norm Hewitt’s brother and please stop drinking your own urine, you’ve been on land for 2 weeks!

I have also heard a wee rumour that Kylie (formerly known as Sherriff) was making a comeback?  This could be handy as I saw Div 2 Dan in the pub training hard and he is thinking of leaving us for the glory of Div 3…  What happened Kylie, were there no communal showers in Germany? 

This is Baby signing off the first of at least 6 Babbles for ’10!

I like Beer and it likes me because for 2 weeks I’ve heard about Smallcock going to AC DC!

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarks!

P.S.  Raggs-watch is back!  Are you doing something different with your hair mate?